Our valiant hero faces yet another slack-jawed mouth breathing yokel.....
So this poor excuse for humanity is pawing at one of my laptops... It want's the shiny.....It needs the shiny...
C: *Pointing at sign that has specs & PRICE* How much is this one?
Me: ............It's at the end of your finger ............
C: Huh? Oh.... $900!! That's too much. I want it for $700. You should give it to me for that much.
Me: *thinking.....OH NOoooo!!!...The dreaded JEDI MIND TRICK!!! How ever shall I defend against it!!.....Rolls dice....Hmmm.....Only a 4 on a 20 sided die. I still make the saving throw as I fail on "0" against idiot*
No...I'll pass on that sale. Your mind tricks have no affect on me.
C: Why? I want it for $700!!
Me: Sadly, that is below cost & the last time I checked, most businesses prefer to MAKE money....Not lose it.
C: Huh? I don't unnerstand?!?
Me: *surprise....surprise* So let's say you bought a car for resale at $1000. You'd want to sell it for more. Correct? To make money for paying the bills, buying food & such?
C: Uhhhhh....yup
Me: Well then. Same principle applies here. The owners like to make money..... Price is $900. ....Anything else?
C: Durrrrrrrrr...Lemme think about that....
Me: Sure thing. Have a nice day *I'll give you a decade or so to process that concept*
This is not the laptop you seek
Go away....Go be stupid somewhere else.
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