And our winner of the day!!!
Calling all the way in from beautiful Hawaii is........Roland!!
Yes, this idiot called and claimed to be with US homeland security and demanded that I give him the corporate phone number for the ISP that we support there.
Me: Sure thing sir....I'll get right on it....Hold please.... *Browses for a yummy halibut recipe* MMmmm....Yummy....*forwards same to personal e-mail*....5 minutes pass.....
* Looks over at phone* Hmmm..... Crackpot is still on hold......*Hits disconnect*
Rule 1: Be polite when you call me
Rule 2: Don't lie... I can tell when you're lying.
Rule 3: Don't demand.
Rule 4: Don't be a dick or whiny in general.
Look buddy. If you really worked with US homeland security why the hell would you be calling an ISP tech support line for a phone number? Fail 1
Secondly, you stayed on hold for 5 minutes. Fail 2
Thirdly......Meh.....You're just a friggin' moron...I felt sorry for my co-worker that had to take your return call. Fail 3.
Fourthly. Upon your return call you failed yet again. Fail 4
The stupid is strong with this one......Fear Roland......You will become retarded through osmosis.
PS: Dear Roland...They've got a great deal on tinfoil over at Walmart.
Just in case you need to make a new hat.